Microsoft Meme
So after seeing the following meme:

I decided to immortalize this in a text fashion with links to the news articles, so here goes.
(I’ll probably update this as I think to)
Microsoft is a Corporation that turns
Satya Nadella says as much as 30% of Microsoft code is written by AI - Apr 29, 2025
Into
Microsoft Update Fails—New Download Breaks Windows - May 18, 2025
Patch Chaos: Windows 11 Update Breaks PDF Printing - July 3, 2025
Windows 10 KB5062554 update breaks emoji panel search feature - July 13, 2025
Potential SSD Detection Bug in Windows 11 24H2 Following Update KB5063878 (August 12, 2025) - Aug 27, 2025
Recent Windows updates break Blu-ray and other protected video content playback on PC - Sept 24, 2025
Microsoft Breaks Localhost with Windows 11 October Update, Users Forced to Revert - Oct, 16 2025
Microsoft warns of Windows smart card auth issues after October updates - Oct 20, 2025
Windows 11 gets improved dark mode – but Microsoft breaks the feature for some unfortunate users - Oct 20, 2025
Windows update breaks USB support in recovery mode - Oct 21, 2025
Windows 11 users hit with bizarre Task Manager duplication bug - here’s how to avoid it - Oct 31, 2025
Windows security update triggers BitLocker recovery in some systems - Nov 6, 2025
Windows update makes sign-in password icon invisible - Nov 30, 2025
Microsoft’s plan to speed up File Explorer in Windows 11 backfires: double the RAM, still slow - Nov 30, 2025
I wrote this a little bit later but decided to post this on my website as well. On December 2nd, 2024; I lost my beloved Butterscotch to chronic kidney disease. She will be missed. This article is for her memory.